Mr.Bowtie and Mr. Tophat...

Are a harmoniously Electric duo.

Thanks to Pablo and Krista Garcia for the Stickers. Classin up the joint.

CREEPY HOTEL SHED FACE.....

Is watching you...and knows where to hide your body.

Korean Car Froggy face

Trash cyclops

Is happy to see you judging him!

Glove Compartment Cyclops....

Is always hungry because no one puts glove in a glove compartment...EVER.

ocean rock face...

Thinks he's PacMan

Dana point Bridge face....

Optimisticly faces north.

irrigation face....

Is awe struck.

Two Hole Punch Face....

Has been hiding on my office for years.

Vehicular Smirk face....

Is bemused.

Babys R Us Rancho Santa Margarita face.....

Is dumbfounded.
This architecture is befuddling. The door was never a door. It would have been usefully if it was. Form over function I guess. It leaves a lot for the imagination. What did they trap in that room behind the bricks. Is there a small potion shop between Petsmart and Babies R Us? If I leave a bomb will i blow open with a sweet little jingle? Will I find chests with rupees?

Styrofoam To-go box face......

NEVER BREAKS DOWN!

"I HATE THE ENVIRONMENT!"

Dana Bridge face....

Should be much less stress considering its view.

Backflow valve face...

Is suprisingly off putting.

Submitted by Patillac

Thanks Pat

Garlic face...

Stank you.

Is definitely not a vampire.


Submitted by Bowsler

Thanks Brotha.

Evil Baby Swing Robot face....

Is hungry for alkaline!

FEED MEEE Seymore C Batteries!!

Side note: Why do they still make things that are run by bohemeth C and D batteries? Litium Ion cells are almost obsolete so there temporary heros should REALLY be long dead.


this one works upside down too.


Contributed by SCRaM


Thanks me!

caulky squirrel face...

Needs a bath.


Dirty little box squirrel with it Emo hair and soulless eyes. #justinbeiber

Union Square trash bin robot...

Is lurking.

evil alien robot pallet face

Looks kinda like General Grevious

Contributed by Patillac

Thanks Pat!

My Nextel face

Been in my pocket all this time...staring.

Creepy.

Box Rat

Contributed by Pablo & Krista Garcia

Thanks guys!

outlet face....

Soooooo faaaat

robo-stache face

Beep boop harumph.

Transformer face...

Is more than meets the eye.

Contributed by SCRaM

ecstatic dental accessory face...

Loves it when you shove your toothbrush in its eye.

Contributed by Patillac.

Submarine face...

...needs to see an optomotrist

Baby shower edition.

Contributed by SCRaM01

non-plussed box face...

Contributed by Patillac

FIREPLACE FACE...

...is on an all fiber diet.

OMNOMNOMNOM..splinter...NOMNOM.

Contributed by Jamie Costantino.

Thanks Jamez!

Jaded Teenage Washer Face...

...is not amused.

WhatEVER Mom!

Contributed by Wendy Lamb

Thanks Wendy!

ZOMBIE HAMPER...

...eats your Clothes's Brainses.

Grr, Argh...CLOTTHHHH...

Contributed By Wendy Lamb

Thanks Wendy!

HAMPER FACE!!

WILL EAT YOUR DIRTY BABY......CLOTHES.

No Diapers! Please allow me to keep my dignity.

HONG KONG DISNEY CASTLE TOWER

has Acrophobia.

OMG! dont look down, dont look down, dont look down!

DOUBLE BASS FACE...

...is catatonic.

And  is probably deaf or has tinnitus

Contributed by PABLO & KRISTA GARCIA

Gracias Garcias.

Star Tours faces

are eating each other.

If raves happened at rollerdiscos in the 70's.

This one is reversable.

Contributed by SCRaM01

RecycleeMonsta!

USE ME, DAMNIT!!!

Contributed by SCRaM01

skullock

Contributed by SCRaM01

chimney head

Contributed be SCRaM

Thanks me!

San Ramon community center monster.

Contributed by SCRaM01

Ffffirst ffffFace:

Is understandingly bemused because his face is a sideways F.


Contributed by Patillac.

Thanks brotha.